Podcast: Kari Alajoki on Parasites

Q&A on Parasites

Quantum Parasite Cleanse

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Clear parasites from your system on the quantum level

There are over 300 different known types of parasites that live in the human body ranging from micrometers to meters in length that can cause many physical symptoms.

par·a·site
/ˈperəˌsīt/

noun
noun: parasite; plural noun: parasites
1. an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other’s expense.
“the parasite attaches itself to the mouths of fishes”
2. DEROGATORY
a person who habitually relies on or exploits others and gives nothing in return.
“he was a parasite who lived off other people”

But did you know they can also control your MIND????

That’s right, some parasites can influence your behavior in order to help them reproduce. This really freaked us out and prompted the creation of this program!

TOXOPLASMOSIS INFECTS ⅓ OF POPULATION

Implicated in Accidents, Suicide, & Schizophrenia

Toxoplasmosis (the one you get from cat litter, raw meat, water) is associated with risk-seeking behavior, suicide and schizophrenia. From this Mercola article and this Mercola Article both authored by Tessa Lena (see the article footnotes for references):
  • The predominant medical opinion is that at least one third of all people on Earth are in some way infected with toxoplasma averaging from 11-20% in the United States to 50% or higher in a number of Western European countries, including 84% of 79+ in Germany!
  • The parasite has been implicated in ocular issues, schizophrenia, epilepsy, Alzheimer’s disease and various other neurological disorders, as well as in heart disease, pneumonia, recurrent headaches, even cancer; it is also known for causing psychological changes in its hosts
  • It is speculated that people infected with toxoplasma tend to be on average more reckless than the uninfected ones. Among the non-intoxicated drivers getting into car accidents, there seems to be a high percentage of people infected with toxoplasma. Same seems to be true for industrial accidents.
  • There is even a hypothesis that tragically, toxoplasma may be a strong contributing factor in some cases of human suicide. After all, when inside an intermediate host, what toxoplasma wants is for the host to die and be eaten by a cat.

We all are familiar with the horrible photos of long parasitic worms coming out of people in Africa. But did you know that ALL OF US have parasites in our physical body and in our QUANTUM SPACES.

Parasites can be the root cause of many physical symptoms like:
  • Bloating
  • Digestive Discomfort
  • Lack of Energy
  • Pain - Muscle and Joint
  • Hormone Imbalance
  • Weight Issues
  • Joint Pain
  • Brain Fog
  • Memory Issues
  • Cognition Issues
  • Heart & Cardiovascular Issues
  • Nervous System Issues
See this New Scientist article to learn more about the most common parasites

And parasites can hide in every part of your body, and can be difficult to eradicate. Most commonly you would find them in:

  • Intestines
  • Liver
  • Blood
  • Heart
  • Brain
  • Lungs
  • Eyes
  • Lymph

BUT Kari is finding them in not only the physical places in your body, but also the energetic and quantum spaces.

What is even stranger is that attachments and entities are showing up in the same places and in connection with parasites.

Where are these parasites coming from?

Parasites have been around for as long as we have, but there has been very little attention given to them in the Western World, giving room for buildup and over population in our bodies. With the increased negative energies we are bombarded with, we are less resilient to keeping balance in our system.
We can be infected by…
  • Food (even organic can be compromised)
  • Waste (such as unsanitary bathrooms or hygiene)
  • Pets (tend to carry and transmit parasites even if they are treated regularly)
  • Our environment (people we meet or interact with in our daily routines)

Parasites have built-in defense mechanisms to physical cleanses - but not to Energetic ones!

GROSS!!! WORMS CAME OUT - TWICE

I had been on a liver parasite cleanse for 30 days already when Kari worked with me on parasites. I had not seen anything pass so I thought Oh, I must not have any. The day after our session a gross disgusting worm came out, I could see about 4 inches of it (10cm)…looked like a yellowish clear spaghetti and I assure you that I had not eaten anything that could have taken that shape. Then about 3 weeks later, she did a little bit of remote work and a 6” (15cm) worm came out (same spaghetti type). So horrifying! Better out than in. But I found it interesting that the physical cleanse didn’t get them out…it was Kari’s energetic cleanse that did.

~ A.S.

two worms from sinuses

At the start of the live call with Kari on Happivize, I was having problems with a blocked left sinus and a history of parasites during COVID. Not long after the group clearing, my nose began to bleed, and out came a thin parasite about 1.5 inches long. I bought package B and after listening to a couple of MP3’s I passed another parasite that looked like a rubbery roundworm from my right nostril. Kari’s QUANTUM PARASITE CLEANSE is as amazing as it is very effective! A blessing for an 81-year-old senior who had almost given up hope.

~ Sybil

Kari has created this special parasite cleanse patterned off of her successful nanobot program after finding that so many people were living with parasites. She first de-structures them to allow them to release from your body. This allows your body to communicate, heal, and restore its hormonal, digestive, and brain health!

What You Are IMMEDIATELY Able to Feel Is…

  • More energy
  • Greater emotional balance
  • Improved elimination
  • Feeling more sovereign and free
  • Better sleep
  • Less bloating
  • Weight loss
  • Fewer feelings of creepy crawlies

FEEL MUCH BETTER, CLEAR IN THE HEAD

I feel much better- hardly feeling any of the usual pain I feel every day. I’ve felt much more clear in the head as well. Emotionally I am feeling much better as well.

~ J.M. Minnesota

LOSING WEIGHT

I am loving the mp3 s. Definitely losing weight. Hooray.

~ S.G. Washington

MY HUSBAND’S EYES HAVE REALLY IMPROVED

My husband’s eyes have really improved. He had had a session for parasites in the eyes, and I noticed that he wasn’t struggling to read his phone or books in dim lighting anymore. He also gradually just quit using his reading glasses… he said he lost them, but of course, HE was lost without them before! He used to always have to hand something over to someone else to read if he didn’t have his glasses. It seems hard to believe it really can happen that his eyes could be better, but there’s no doubt about it. We really had a laugh when he realized he had ‘forgotten’ about his bad eyesight. -E.S.
Parasites Affect EVERYTHING!

PACKAGE C

Private Session with Kari
3 Group Calls
Facebook Group
Vision Bonus & 7 MP3s

  • Private Session with Kari - 30 mins

3 Group calls

  • CALL 1: Para-Free for Optimal Weight
  • CALL 2: Para-Free for Balanced Hormones
  • CALL 3: Para-Free for Engagement in Life, Vitality, Connection
  • Facebook Group

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Vision
  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

Special Offer

$247

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $129

PACKAGE B

3 Group Calls
Facebook Group
Bonus Vision MP37
7 Core MP3s

  • CALL 1: Para-Free for Optimal Weight
  • CALL 2: Para-Free for Balanced Hormones
  • CALL 3: Para-Free for Engagement in Life, Vitality, Connection
  • Facebook Group

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Vision
  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

Special Offer

$159

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $84

PACKAGE A

7 MP3s

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

Special Offer

$99

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $54

PACKAGE A

7 MP3s

ITEM 1

Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse

In 3.0 version, these two are combined

  • Not all parasites are in your physical body. They can also be in your quantum field, where they consume the higher level frequencies of happiness, peacefulness, and joy, leaving you feeling low, angry, depressed, unable to establish and maintain positive relationships, and generally keeping you from experiencing life the way you want.
  • Kari found in working in the beta-test that these type of parasites need to be cleared first so that your body can receive the energies to clear the physical parasites.
  • This MP3 clears these parasites from your field to allow you to experience and receive the higher frequencies.
  • Expect to feel peaceful, happy, and content after clearing these parasites.
  • Cleanses both the physical heart parasites but also the emotional heart including emotions of jealousy, envy, lack of commitment and drive related to parasitic influence.
  • As the rest of your body receives increased blood and oxygen circulation as a result, feel increased vibrancy and mood improvement.

ITEM 2

Digestive System Cleanse

MP3

  • Cleanse mouth, esophagus, stomach, and intestines, a very common habitat for parasites.
  • Traditional therapies have noted increased activity during the full moon, when some parasites come into the intestines to lay eggs. Use this Mp3 with the moon cycle as a guide, playing day before, day of, and day after full moons.
  • Look for improvements in challenges with food intolerances, mood, and gas and bloating.

ITEM 3

Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse

MP3

  • When the Liver, Pancreas, Spleen, and Kidneys are infected and unable to properly detox your body, your available energy and vitality will be dragged down.
  • Destructuring the parasites in these organs, creates improved mood, blood sugar metabolism, and energy.

ITEM 4

Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse

MP3

  • Addresses over 20 areas of the brain and nervous system
  • Thoroughly eradicate parasites causing mental, emotional, and nervous system imbalances.
  • Repair and rebuild the places that have been damaged by months or even years of parasitic activity to regain previous health.

ITEM 5

Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

MP3

  • Cleanse the blood and lymph pathways
  • Clear the lymph and blood of parasites which can cause your body to be overwhelmed by toxins that it cannot flush
  • Feel relief of aches and pains as your body is experiencing freedom from infection trapped in these systems.

BONUSES

Parasite Shield

MP3

  • This is literally a stream of Love that flows to destructure lower frequencies of parasites.
  • Great for enhancing mood and increasing your body’s frequency to keep parasites from finding a home in you.
  • Keeping this frequency level is the most impactful thing you can do to stay resilient to parasites of all types.
Parasite Knockout

MP3

  • When you feel you have been exposed to parasites in nature, through contaminated water, food, animals, or people, use this MP3 to knock them out before they can multiply.
  • Includes proven parasite powerhouses such as energetic Chlorine Dioxide, Hydrogen Peroxide, Mistletoe, eucalyptus radiata, Oregano, Thyme, Rosemary, Cinnamon bark, and homeopathic remedies such as Cinchona to support your body to release parasites.

PACKAGE A

7 MP3s

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

SPECIAL OFFER
$99

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $54

Package B

Includes Everything in Package A PLUS

3 Group Calls
Private Chat Group
Bonus Vision MP3

ITEM 6 - 8

Call1: Para-Free for Optimal Weight

Recorded and provided as download

Join this call to be present with group energies as we eradicate parasites to relieve your body of the physical stress leading to weight challenges throughout your digestive system. Parasites can cause enormous digestive upset and bloating. We’ll be releasing that here.
Call 2: Para-Free for Balanced Hormones

Recorded and provided as download

Take back your hormone centers to let go of bloating, emotional imbalance, and excess weight related to hormone imbalances that are not being resolved by other means. Group energies will enhance this process!
Call 3: Para-Free for Engagement in Life, Vitality, Connection

Recorded and provided as download

In this group call, you discover what areas have been affected by parasites causing you the most fatigue, depression and anxiety, feeling lackluster, and separated from LIFE! Then we eradicate them to give you back that connected, content, and all-is-well feeling.

BONUSES

Vision

MP3

In the beta-test of this program, several people noticed improvements in their vision, which was unexpected. Kari created this mp3 to focus more on the eyes than the original program did to see what is possible. This mp3 is designed to clear parasites or parasite waste products that may be creating floaters, halos, difficulty seeing near and/or far, and dimness. Listen to this MP3 daily for best results. Bringing the eyes back into balance can take time and consistent frequency, and the changes may be subtle. Please mark your calendar to take note of your eye changes after 30 days. Pay attention to your ability to read in dim light, feelings of eyestrain, squinting, using readers or eye glasses.
Facebook Group

Private Facebook Group

Join Kari’s Exclusive Members Group for transformative live remote activations. In this supportive and vibrant community, you’ll have access to sessions where Kari leads powerful activations designed to enhance your well-being and elevate your energy as you move through your program. Experience the benefits of real-time guidance and connection as you journey towards greater health and vitality. You can ask for scans, ask questions, and communicate with others here. The link to join the group can be found on your Resource Page.

PACKAGE B

3 Group Calls
Facebook Group
Bonus Vision MP3
7 Core MP3s

  • CALL 1: Para-Free for Optimal Weight
  • CALL 2: Para-Free for Balanced Hormones
  • CALL 3: Para-Free for Engagement in Life, Vitality, Connection
  • Facebook Group

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Vision
  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

SPECIAL OFFER
$159

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $84

Package C

Includes Everything in Package A & B PLUS

ITEM 11

30 mins 1:1 Personal session with Kari
This call is to discuss and target your biggest areas of concern, if parasites are implicated they will be cleared as well as providing any other energies that your body wants to help heal. We can also use this time as an opportunity to zero in on energetic parasites of others that may be impacting you or feeding parasites in you!

PACKAGE C

Private Session with Kari
3 Group Calls
Facebook Group
Bonus Vision MP3
7 Core MP3s

  • Private Session with Kari - 30 mins 1:1

3 Group calls

  • CALL 1: Para-Free for Optimal Weight
  • CALL 2: Para-Free for Balanced Hormones
  • CALL 3: Para-Free for Engagement in Life, Vitality, Connection
  • Facebook Group

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Vision
  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

SPECIAL OFFER
$247

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $129

What People are Saying...

heart heaviness gone, sleep and focus better

I didn’t even think that I had parasites but I thought it was worth trying the program just in case because you hear so much about parasites. The frequencies in the clearings seemed to agitate them, and I realized that I had parasites all over my body and even at the top of my head! It could be hard to sleep when I felt them crawling around. Thankfully as I continued to play the mp3s daily, they died off. I don’t feel them crawling anymore at all.

And now my heart heaviness has disappeared. I had been experiencing heart heaviness and skipping heart beats and I didn’t know why. I am sleeping much better, and my mental clarity and focus is much better than it had been for a while. I really recommend everyone to go through this program because you really won’t know how much this can help you until you try it.

~ T.C. Minnesota

SON WALKING again WITHOUT HARDLY A HITCH

My son was diagnosed with a bone degenerative disease that had brought him to a point where he couldn’t walk. With just ONE session that targeted parasites in his spine, he was fully walking without hardly a hitch! I know that he will need more work to keep the healing process going, but it was like a miracle! It hardly seems possible and yet, it’s such a relief to see him walking around and not in pain. The doctor was shocked and could not offer any explanation.

F.S.

FALL ASLEEP BETTER

I have found that I can fall asleep much better when listening to the liver parasite cleanse. I usually have a hard time falling asleep but it calms me right down.

~ M.A. Florida

HEADACHES LESS, MORE CLEAR-HEADED

Wow, I noticed that my headaches are much less and I am much more clear-headed and able to feel more present with people around me. I had been having headaches every day.

~ W.Y. Florida

TODAY I WAS JUST HAPPY, WITHOUT TRYING

That’s exactly how I felt today. Usually I find myself working on being happy. Reminding myself of all the things I am grateful for as an attempt to live in gratefulness. Today I was just happy.

~J.A

MY DAUGHTER WAS HAPPY AND SMILING; CLEAR COMMUNICATION

I like the supplement mp3 and the love one is fantastic for me and my daughter. It puts me in the right frame of mind and body. I can relax and just be in the moment and let go of pain and sadness . My. daughter only had one episode of emotional outburst in the last week which is a big improvement. Our communication was really clear. I could understand her so easily and she was so happy and smiling and laughing. If she was having trouble and being demanding I would just ask her to give me a minute and she would be agreeable. It’s such a joy!

~I.L. Washington

PACKAGE C

Private Session with Kari
3 Group Calls
Facebook Group
Bonus Vision MP3
7 Core MP3s

  • Private Session with Kari - 30 mins

3 Group calls

  • CALL 1: Para-Free for Optimal Weight
  • CALL 2: Para-Free for Balanced Hormones
  • CALL 3: Para-Free for Engagement in Life, Vitality, Connection
  • Facebook Group

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Vision
  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

Special Offer

$247

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $129

PACKAGE B

3 Group Calls
Facebook Group
Bonus Vision MP3
7 Core MP3s

  • CALL 1: Para-Free for Optimal Weight
  • CALL 2: Para-Free for Balanced Hormones
  • CALL 3: Para-Free for Engagement in Life, Vitality, Connection
  • Facebook Group

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Vision
  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

Special Offer

$159

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $84

PACKAGE A

7 MP3s

5 Core MP3S

  • Energetic Parasite Cleanse / Heart & Lung Parasite Cleanse
  • Digestive System Cleanse
  • Detox Pathways Parasite Cleanse
  • Brain/Nervous System Parasite Cleanse
  • Blood/Lymph Parasite Cleanse

BONUS mp3s

  • Parasite Shield
  • Parasite Knockout

Special Offer

$99

ADD TO CART

OR

2 payments x $54